That’s offensive to orangutans and insects. They are amazing and useful creatures, unlike conservatives.

While you’re at it, why not silverfish?

I’d rather live somewhere habitable than somewhere with “valuable materials”.

no problem 👍

RIP little baby. I always feel guilty when watching fireworks…

If they retired, they’d just get untired again.

I love how fish have such weird faces!

are you sure? 🔪

Do you want a rebellion? Because that’s how you get a rebellion.

I went to the zoo today! Didn’t get very good quality pics, but putting them here anyway.

I still don’t understand how at the same time, men are feral beasts who can’t resist the urge to rape someone because checks notes they saw her hair, yet they are the logical ones who can be trusted with power and responsibility.

List of people who are suprised:

Also wind and sunlight literally come from the sky, which is like, the number 1 thing associated with divinity of all time.

How could you forget tuxedo?

like those cartoon characters that hit their clock with a hammer

Hawaii is wayyyy too small to meet the coffee demands of a country as big as the US.

People actually do that? I only take a few painkillers when I’m on my period.

Free tube tying is really different from forced removal of a healthy organ, which is just mutilation.

I’m going to remove this guy’s lungs if he doesn’t shut the fuck up

Cereal. I thought I had lactose intolerance once and switched to lactose-free milk, but the farts didn’t stop.