happybadger [he/him]

Yes. Seemingly everyone else can stay up past 8pm. He works from 11am to 4pm with a nap in between. They’re obviously lying because he’s obviously sundowning. If this is your standard for a politician, why even bother?

you’re welcome

Only two Republicans voted against the measure while 142 Democrats crossed the aisle in approving it.

My t-shirt saying “I’m no fucking predator or paedophile” has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

I can only imagine how many useful genes that saves.

The only difference between the Washington Post and the British tabloids he came from is that the tabloids occasionally have softcore porn. They’re ideologically in the same realm as the Daily Mail.

I can’t imagine something braver than posting this photo. Thank you kind sir. You are truely a scholar and le gentleman.

England should be disqualified for filling every waterway with shit. It’s like a performance-enhancing drug if you only have to swim in a little bit of it.

My magic rocks do something. Trust me. Crystals and turquoise are for rubes but this magic rock is named after a planetoid so it has special energy. Buy these very expensive magic rocks instead of the cheaper ones at the woo store.

The Magic School Bus was from a time before woke pollution. I fondly remember every episode ending with the class yelling at the Latino student.

Can’t do this anymore. Not since teaching became “woke”.

Fast food has been so ratfucked over the past few years that it wouldn’t be worth it if they hadn’t increased prices by 30%+ to match a sit-down restaurant’s. When you get a fraction of the food and it’s worse, a fast food restaurant adds nothing. Even the convenience is meaningless now that I can order online from most places and it’s ready by the time I get there.

Every AI article is completely flat in terms of quality. If I ask the horny minotaur AI what’s going on in Iran, I trust the gibberish it hallucinates as much as I would the gibberish the Washington Post bot would hallucinate. Even with human editorial oversight it would only be as good as any of the other shit they publish, but the whole content is indistinguishable from an autogenerated spam blog.

My SECRET diet for MASSIVE GAINS doctors DON’T want you to know about. For only $300, I’ll introduce YOU to the Gallon of Shrimp Juice per Day Lifestyle.

In addition to what Darth_Reagan said, it’s for pest control as well. By keeping a plant in the field for more than one season, you provide a food source for pests whose parents went there to feed the previous one. Some diseases only impact certain crops and can stick around in the dead matter only to attack your vulnerable new plants.

It always seemed weird to me that it would be formally developed so late. Like I’ve taken multiple trigonometry courses and can’t even define trigonometry let alone make sense of most of it, but the Pythagorean theorem is a purely intuitive thing everyone does regularly. The first person to take a diagonal shortcut while walking understood it. It should have been the first thing mathematics codified after basic arithmetic.

If anything they look the neatest as a plant: https://i.imgur.com/DyqeN2c.jpeg

even if you’re a history geek?

Or tell him he’s the Lord of the Flies for being a Hemiptera expert and see what he does.