A real human bean
A real human bean
Is that green to you?
Nope, not at all. Come to think of it, I had a brand new LG smart dryer at an old apartment a few years ago, then moved in a house with a roommate who happened to buy the same smart dryer brand new for the house, and both were the exact same experience. I’m not even old enough to say this but they just don’t make em like they used to…
For all the folks saying to clean the dryer, clearly you never fucked with the LG dryers. They do this shit straight off bat.
I’ve never felt like more of a pillow princess until reading that last sentence. Here I am waiting to be entertained while people like you actually take action. Good on ya.
Now back to my previously scheduled lurk…
“Cracker crust” is a fantastic phrase, and also yes!
TWO tortillas!? In one burrito!??! This is forward thinking…
As a native Chicagoan, do yourselves the favor of having tavern pizza instead of deep dish/stuffed pizza. Tavern pies are the real Chicago pizzas. Personally Beggars is my go-to.
And if you really must have this nasty slop of a pizza, try Pequods.
For me, I tend to overstuff my burrito innards. As a result, I’m not able to fold in the ends over the heaping pile of innards so this tape would actually help me get that coveted wrap action without making me address my lack of self control.
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It blows my mind that the whole antihistamine market is just a bunch of decongestants. WHERE DO MY ITCHES GO!?
- Baberham Lincoln, 37 AD
Credit your quotes, DogPeePoo
And he would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those darn meddling Seraphs
This version gives me Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark with the OG illustrations that were deemed “too scary” for children
Seriously though! This mofo is so active that when I first joined Lemmy, I thought The_Picard_Maneuver was a whole ass instance, not a user hahaha And the contributions are largely 🤌🏼
I also don’t qualify, and I’m saddled with $60k of student debt for the foreseeable future with very little idea of how to ever change that depressing fact, but sure, congrats to those who do qualify! Sucks to suck for us, eh
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I poop now, as I read this, in solidarity ✊
It’s an ’unnatural’ conception made possible by use of embryos which these GOP lunatics would prefer be recognized as actual children, just in embryo form. Ergo, all embryos must be ‘protected’ which translates to no more science with embryos.