Well that was a roller coaster.

Wondering how his crimes compare to that of other leaders. He obviously overlooked someone he should have payed off.

He’s smiling because she doesn’t spit.

PSPSPS!

Seems people are being replaced by cats and TV. I cant help but wonder if people were better off without them if it made people more likely to improve their social skills.

It’s almost like voting for the worlds greediest is encouraging exponential growth of the wage gap. They will not be happy until they literally own all of us. They are literally getting all of the money our government is making, and before and after it gets to us, they take some more back. Edit: Yes, government employees are the exception, but that’s probably a very small part of the budget.

I find it disturbing that people can’t seem to be in a room without a TV on, even if they’re scrolling on facebook. People probably think I avoid them when I’m really just avoiding TV.

You’ll never be able to stop someone that wants to cheat. Best you can do is be funner and sexier than anyone else your partner might be around. Never understood why that’s so hard for some people.

Maybe replace land with lamb.

You say butt hair, I say fart suppressor.

A lot of people are happy enough inside their comfort zone, they’re likely to die there. The people that say they haven’t made good music since the XX’s probably haven’t spent much time searching for music they’d like.

You don’t say?

I’m still rooted but I’m on android 7 and I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one with access. Lol If only I had more money that access would probably be worth more than just amusement.

I got it! We’re within a simulation of the innards of a black hole. And that is the first time I’ve used the word “innards”. Lol

Wait… Are we simulating black holes yet?

It’s just black holes all the way down.

If they had just made out like everyone else does, nobody would have cared who they were. It wouldn’t have gone viral. Wife still might have found out about it, but I don’t think that would have changed much.

Remember that you can’t unsay anything to a Dr. and good luck getting something like that removed from your medical record. It doesn’t matter til it does. Told a doc I was concerned about my drinking 13 years ago and got some labwork done to make sure my liver was still good. I don’t even drink anymore but I found out a few weeks ago I’d need a waiver to enlist.