All existence is awful, but if you were a vampire you would get to wear a neat cape
All existence is awful, but if you were a vampire you would get to wear a neat cape
I believe they’re called LipSlitters
But you’ve forgotten the most important rule of porn: you can slap a “step” label onto anything. So now it’s, “my friend’s ‘step’ mom,” meaning they aren’t bound to actual motherhood age.
I prefer “pets of the flesh”
Become the poop
“Trick question, dickhead, Lemmy is God.”
DeVito on DeBurrito