Data has always understood humor. He may not experience the emotion of mirth, but you don’t need that to understand humor. He is pretending not to understand as a practical joke.

At least Alexander got to join the House of Martok. All Kurn got was a memory wipe.

Pretty sure she’s flipping me off.

Arguably, that’s what happened. The three estates (noble/clergy/commoner) were summoned by the king to an Estates General to discuss political changes, which led to the establishment of revolutionary government.

Fun fact: One of Jonathan Frakes’ first jobs in show biz was dressing up as Captain America at comic book conventions.

How many assholes have we got on this planet anyhow?

Sounds like sour grapes to me.

Define “chicken”

I am experiencing doubt

The overwhelming majority of the people guillotined during the French revolution were innocent commoners.

He’s not a child, he’s 34!

I. Am. Koloth.

Computer, delete the cat.

You doubt my power?!

A standard reference model in 3d modeling.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utah_teapot

In emergency cases most holograms can be shut off to match increased energy demands by weapons and shields.

Disengage the safety protocols and suddenly you’ve got weapons and shield emitters than ought to work just as well as their material counterparts, but can’t be damaged (or any damage can be instantly reset). We know that holograms can be projected into space so the only limitation would be the range of the holoemitters.