They’re really tilting at windmills with that one, eh?

Or the dreaded vagina dentata…

SmartPipe is a registered sex offender.

Taxes are too high, government spending is out of hand, too many immigrants, and it’s all the Liberals’ fault.

That’s it, I’m sawing off my legs! That’ll show those Marxist bastards!

And overnight, I became a sun worshipper.

As an aside, here’s Doug Stanhope’s experience with insulting Thai royalty.

Doug Stanhope’s $12,000 Asian Booboo

Nah, Queen Deluded is a different flavour of crazy. She’s doing it to benefit herself, whereas Freemen of the Land don’t really have a figurehead they give their money to. The Freemen are usually individual idiots who listen to other dumber (but more confident) people, and have the follow-through to actually commit to their stupidity. Whereas Queen Dildo’s followers are actively being duped.

Queen Dildonics is a cult leader with a collective of idiots who give money upwards, whereas the Freemen are mentally ill and broken individuals who want money for themselves based on jibberish. One is a pyramid scheme, the other is a troll-post that became real (like microwaving iPhones to charge them).