I thought it mainly fell on the plains?

Was it not every single Florida Republican who voted no on FEMA relief? 😅

Looks like I cancelled at the right time. They seem to forget that we in fact do have a choice at the end of the day. And my choice is to sail the high seas.

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

My gf got me into bringing my own grocery bags and after a few times forgetting to bring them in, I got used to it. Now it’s automatic and can’t see doing it any other way.

5/5 Werther’s Original

You get meat with the cheese sandwich this time.

They said no one has ever seen this kind of syphiless before. Tears rolling down his face and he says, “Sir…

This is such an odd restriction for IT staff. Normally HR gives you a form to sign agreeing to working remotely sometimes and having company data on your phone because you know, servers are meant to stay on all the time? It must be nice living in a world where nothing bad happens after hours.

Was getting ready to take off on a flight out of Baltimore when this happened. They evacuated the tower and we were delayed. Only took about 15-20 extra minutes. That could’ve been MUCH worse.

Airbag is now a Whoopee cushion

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