I never got to play borderlands, wouldn’t mind if you threw me a key

You don’t even know the half of it.

My friend convinced a 45 yr old pharmacist to divorce her husband and leave her family. He dumped her right after.

Huh, socialism really is gay…

… there were people voting for stein?

Don’t forget the commercials before and after you pay FML

I would rather someone be rude and fight for what’s right then someone nice that’s propagating a system of injustice because “my 15 mins are valuable”

Whoosh that’s were the DV came from.

Chupacabra makes sense, those damn mexican goat thieves.

Huh thought he only did rock

It’s easier to be gay then colored. There’s some real conspiracies behind that.

Wait, so you’re saying my friends named Washington and Franklin might have some dark history?

Blursed

That essay shows your the butt hurt one. You wanna “take back nazi symbolism” is just an excuse to play contrarian. This is a childish thought not really well thought out.

A lot of words for nazi fetish.

Two of my friends transitioned. Starting to think it’s me. I turn people trans.

You guys get forgiveness?

6-6-6 the number of the beast.

I stopped buying consoles after they wanted to charge me to use the internet. That’s not how this works.

I think it was a jail protection things.