Come on, Russian money wasn’t involved in …

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OHH

(Don’t) Look Around You

Hey, Patrick Stewart is from the 70s. The Quaalude era. Ludes, my dude

But it is if you visit San Junipero in 1980 or whatever! (Sorry wrong sci fi series) (It’s Black Mirror)

This is the only correct configuration 👍

• Kirk’s probably great in bed - all that practice
• Marry Spock and you’ll never have some whiny racist around (Bones), nor you will get cheated on (Kirk). Just sit back and have those glorious logical conversations like you’ve always wanted 🤩🎉😀

TLDR

• Legendary British TV talk show host Michael Parkinson to return in AI form

• Polish radio station Off Radio Krakow sacks its hosts and uses AI instead
• New Tom Hanks movie Here uses AI to de-age its stars

AI is being used to launch a new podcast from the late, great British TV talk show host Michael Parkinson, who died in 2023 aged 88. While that might sound creepy to some, the project called Virtually Parkinson is being fully backed by Mike Parkinson, the son of the legendary talk show host, and his estate.

I’m calling you an idiot for waiting until now to fill up on it , that’s for damn sure. Been watching the country dEsCeNd for 30y & only today decided you’d had enough huh? Passport office go hurrrr

But you’re not gonna give up. You just feel like you are.

If you were gonna give up, you’d have done it the first time, but ya didn’t. There’s something in you that whispers NO FUCKIN WAY AM I GIVING THEM WHAT THEY WANT

Well, that’s fair. Sorry

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Trump smells like that PLUS diaper urine smell, so: nice try

Someday someone will discover the Cicada Highest Prime Number

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU VANCE

No. No talk like that, good god. No reason to work yourself into some fever. Only reason to know what you’re up against. Only reason to know how things usually go. Chill those hands and quell those words.

Which Disney apparently sort of did on their own, but now they’re funding news stories about an employee who went rogue ! Ha see Disney isn’t at fault!! Right?! 🙃

This is a collect call from: MOMCOMEPICKMEUP IMOUTSIDETHEHELIOPAUSE, do you accept the charges?

“Sweetie, it’s not water, it’s PEE, and for the millionth time, Melania won’t do that anymore because she’s got the recordings of you!! Got it?! Here’s a cheeseburger. “ - I don’t know

Audacity sniffing my local private stuff, NOPE. Tenacity instead thanks

Think Trump fuckfaces don’t already have me and everyone queer on their mob justice lists? Do you think them saying “deported” means “dropped off at the border”? The tyranny is theirs and it came for me first.

There’s never gonna be a Nuremberg for this, you realize.

That is some powerful lube & great control to fit the entire chair in