And the name Dorito implies the existence of the larger Doro :D

All your dishes look incredible and varied. Great job!

Google has seen enough of your history to know what you really want. Even if you haven’t realized it yet ;)

If you believe your point is worth making, then your time isn’t wasted. There are more lurkers than commenters, and your words might have an impact of them without you realizing it.

Say it because you believe in it, and not because you want validation.

Some things aren’t worth engaging with, like when you know the other person can’t or doesn’t want to be reasoned with, or just wants to get a rise out of you.

His name is Remy, and it wouldn’t hurt to ask him politely :P

I peanut butter, bananas, berries, walnuts, and cinnamon into my oatmeal. Not necessarily all at the same time.

If you like sweet oats, you can add fruit jam to them too.

Oh, he has risen alright ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Thank you for explaining it nicely :) that is what I meant to say.

For a second I confused Tommy Cash with Tommy Wiseau and the quote still made sense.

Sleeping on his side, losing weight, and not smoking are all immediate things that could help, assuming he doesn’t do those things already. Have him get tested for sleep apnea, as that can sometimes be a cause of snoring.

Asking where someone is from is a common bit of information people ask/share during introductions, so it’s normal to be curious about that. It’s also normal to want to maintain privacy online, so don’t let randoms on the internet pressure you into sharing anything you’re not comfortable with.

“Water me, asshole”

-Sent from my iPhone

Go drunk OP, you’re home.

“Better to have a mermaid in your hair than crabs in your bikini bottom.”

-Ancient Proverb or something, idk.

If you meet a girl who also likes farming, you should do something sexy to a tractor

Blender and a funnel!

Fleshy car wrap :D

Congratulations! You’ve discovered generalized anxiety.