A guy at work said to me:

“Did you know that Native Americans don’t mind being called Indians?”

Oh, you polled thousands of people from all parts of the country?

I wanted to turtle into my shirt.

Wait, a minute…

Thanks. What a stupid dork he is.

My stupid idiot friend says thanks. What a real ding dong

A friend of mine never uses UTC. What an idiot. Seriously, what a dumbass. Somone one should tell him what time that would be in EST. God, he’s so dumb.

Oh, they are, are they?

SHAZBOT!

Not enough JESSHICUH fans in here.

Meaning separate alternative platforms for each Google product

I know there’s privacy issues that a lot of people here care about, but there’s no alternative for me that has email, photo storage, calendar, notes, cloud drive, and maps.

I could do all those separately, I guess, but why would I?

Hooray uhp, JESSHICUH!

What is the benefit of this?

When you’re insulted by TOM HANKS, then you know you’re a fucking candy ass pansy bitch.

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OH MY GOD!!! MASKS!?! It must be rat poison!

People working with powders should be wearing masks.

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Further studies are required to conclude a direct correlation of artificial sweeteners with decreased insulin sensitivity.

I love when online commenters who didn’t even read the article are smarter than the scientists it’s about

Because it’s subjective

Why?