Aw but that sucks if you get pregnant in August or September
Aw but that sucks if you get pregnant in August or September
Buddy, I’ve been posting things I find on Lemmy for 2+ years. It’s all I post and I still haven’t made a repost so I doubt it’s happening.
Haha I’m saving this image
Get a second bishop in there and use il vaticano to capture the queen
I’m curious how many of those 7/10 think it’s a good thing
My brother in law has ADHD. He lives next door to me.
He has a car he parks on the street. In my city you’re required to get a registration sticker for your car, it’s like $100 or something, good for a year. Every day you don’t have a valid sticker you can get a new ticket on your car. It takes two minutes to go online and order a new one.
For the last three years, hes been racking up tickets on his car for an expired sticker. One a week roughly, $60 per ticket I think. He usually lets them pile up until he gets final notices then pays them all online at double the cost.
Twice now he’s has his car booted, then impounded, due to unpaid tickets. He even includes tickets on his car as part of budgeting. I’ve offered a couple times if he’d hand me his license to go online and order the sticker for him. I’ve stopped offering since that offer is met with intense anger.
It takes TWO MINUTES to go online and order a new one. Poor guy
Jokes on you, it’s four half limes in my fridge
Gah I really didn’t expect to get CSS-triggered on this thread
My hometown installed roundabouts, with 4 way stop signs. Like, why.
Yeah I used to go out in the backyard in summer and catch a bunch of fireflies (we’d always let them go after). Now it’s a rarity to even see one
Yeah everyone knows HTML is an STD
I prefer “Rapist Who Wanted Vice President Dead Stumbles and Gets Confused in Speech Again” personally
I definitely read this as you were a third year French major being forced to taking a compiler course for a moment and went wtf. Then my brain slapped itself and realized you mean you’re a student in France.
My wife and I refer to a cat in the lap compelling the other to do things for you as the “Kitty Claws” of our marriage contract
I worked at an office once where the wifi legitimately got worse when it rained. It was because the buildings internet used an antenna instead of being wired, and the building was just barely in range of the source signal. When it rained, it was enough added distortion to make it noticeably worse.
For those who haven’t seen