They’re so amazingly dogmatic, too. There’s this subtext belief that Nintendo’s business decisions are somehow profoundly and uniquely wise, such as the claim that there can’t be a new F-Zero game because “there’s no conceivable way to make it different each time, which is a Nintendo™® mandate” as if it wouldn’t be enough to add weapons to the vehicles, customization/performance modifications, power allocation, outright flying or even space segments, or even out-of-the-car gameplay.
Nope. Just the “make it different each time” of the Zelda plot rehashes forever and ever.
Or, make it “different each time” by making it janky in a way most people don’t like, like Star Fox Zero which was also a plot rehash, and then shelve the franchise because people didn’t like it. Nintendo is that infallible!
“And what games you can buy will be bundled with Ice Climbers. Always with Ice Climbers.”
Apparently that article was “just satire bro don’t take it seriously bro” failed satire.
It’s all Steiner’s and Fegelein’s faults!
The cruelty truly is the point.
Bosnia can have 12 miles of coastline. As a treat.
“Communism doesn’t work,” says the enlightened centrists that conjure up an ephemeral version of capitalism that, like some exotic atom far down on the periodic table of elements, becomes “cronyism” almost instantly after it begins to exist.
That’s an important question if one doesn’t want to be seen as the lesser of the two weevils.
Why isn’t Florida submerged here? Sheer boomer spite?
EDIT: Yes I know Arizona isn’t shown to be directly affected by the map but let me have this.
Lothrop Stoddard
Ok i get that name generators are popular but at least get a good one.
Hey, hey. Every master of the Force needs a foil to maintain the balance.
broke and evil
Where do I even start with that kind of ghoulish bootlickery?
But who will innovate fantastical escape plans to already-dead planets if there were no more billionaires?
Are the Kennedys all right?
I’d make a joke about where John Kennedy could hide, but
Decades worth of Thanksgiving dinner conversations, summarized.
“the way we were before the onset of COVID.”
Covid never fucking left so hooray for disease factories!