They had to ruin it by putting that dude’s face on it.
Wrong. That’s Brannigan’s law.
Inexpensive cars
Is the owner allowed to write off food donations like this?
They’re from the mirror universe.
You think the cob is your ally? You merely adopted the cob. I was born in the cob… molded by it. I didn’t see corn OFF the cob until I was a grown man. And by then…it was nothing to me, but FREEAZING!
The cob betrays you!
Your watch… does the charger plug into the USB, or does USB plug into the watch?
This is perfect, because it sounds like the toddler that he is.
Why not both?
That theory might work if the data point labels didn’t directly correspond with the Y axis labels.
Brass diggers?
His joke always reminds me of Patrice O’Neal’s counter point:
You can’t have your chocolate gold metal and eat it too.
Yes
My wife likes to talk while she’s making love. Last night, she called me up from the Holiday Inn.
This is why I pause after someone says “What?”
Then they look at me puzzled when I don’t repeat it.
They rounded up to the nearest 90.
“I said no olive juice… I don’t like it (gulp) dirty.”