I’m howling at all of these

Soulless ✅
Spreads misinformation ✅
Blood sucking parasite ✅
Needs to be invited into your life ✅
Run by a larger blood sucking parasite ✅
Turns people into other blood sucking parasites ✅

Vampires are just social media for the 1700s

Guise, it only ate part of his brain. Ok? Not the whole thing. Like literally just a little nibble here and there. /S

Rock, and 5000 live cockroaches

Lol. I just stick it back into the outgoing mail slot if they dont listen to me. My box is clearly marked with 'no junk mail’s signage.

I’ve seen some videos on them. They look pretty nice but I worry about how they hold up and the build quality, as I would any relatively unestablished brand.

Holy shit.

men aren’t inherently bad… Etc.

Looks like you understand the intent of the original tweet.

Not all men - but some men - and we (other men) need to start calling our the Tater-tots and the like

I don’t think that the original tweet is really getting at stereotypes, but rather pointing out how frustrating it must be to not know who’s going to be a scumbag and who is not.

It’s not all men, most certainly, yet chauvinism counties to be (an increasing problem). One of the (very make dominated) places I worked had to put up signs that read looking versus leering: know the difference. I’m male, and I most certainly get the frustration after hearing more than a few first hand accounts about how women are routinely mistreated.

That would be Wytch Hazel

I’m a master baiter

Rats.

Dunno about you, but I’m bopping the bishop right now bb.

Bruh was a deer in his past life

I’ve told mine to be really direct; mean spirited almost, and it helps. It still precedes a bunch of stuff with ‘here is the straight up answer’ but it’s less icky about boot licking.

Yeuff. That’s a rabbithole and a half, I imagine. I don’t know much about it, but IIRC leading theories are related to the plague or a bunch of migration i think

We would still have lobbyists telling politicians that trains are a terrible idea

i dareeee you tooo shifty looks - threatening her with a good time