TomMasz

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As cold as the bottom of the North Atlantic.

Cankles!

Nothing wrong with his brain, amirite?

Zeno tried to warn us, but did we listen? Noooooo!

“Sometimes Excel is what’s available.”

I worked for a Big Company that was cutting back and dropped their Oracle contracts, forcing all the DBAs to work in Access. Then they fired all the DBAs, forcing everyone to either try to figure out Access or switch to Excel. Guess which way they went.

In my last job at that company, my department had built an Excel spreadsheet (database) so large and full of calculations they had to request money to update our machines to 64-bit Windows and 16GB RAM just to run it.

Lunch is a concept. Any meal can be lunch if you’re willing.

So stupid it’s brilliant.

Fascists: Words mean what we say they mean.

It’s like product reviews. The people leaving a review are either angry about the product or are so pleased they feel a need to tell the world about it. Most people, on the other hand, just use the product, have a perfectly average opinion of it, and don’t feel a need to tell the world. What makes things seem awful or great is you don’t usually know what percentage of the overall customer base they represent. Fifty bad reviews can be a red flag or noise depending on how many customers there are.

Presidential pardon incoming!

FEMA is dead. The states are on their own, they just weren’t given any time to prepare.

Some of the symbols are, uh, unusual.

Who says AI can’t be creative?

They live in a country where Black people can freely have their faces eaten by leopards just like White people. “I didn’t vote for this” is universal.

Botanically, fruits don’t have to be sweet. It’s anything that’s a seed carrier of some kind. Vegetables are other plant parts that don’t contain seeds, more or less. It. Culinary usage takes a different approach, hence the different aisles.

Not sure about beans, I don’t usually buy canned beans.

There are two big grocery chains where I live. One puts the olives in the canned vegetable aisle, the other puts them in the canned fruit aisle. I keep forgetting which does which and end up in the wrong aisle every time.

It was fairly common in the US decades ago, but you don’t hear it as much now. You’re more likely to hear it with “business” instead of “beeswax” when you do.

Did they also sign up for Trump University?

Full-frontal or full-dorsal nudity, but never both.