Perhaps having her name misspelled will give her a miniscule taste of what I deal with every day. But, I suppose I should amend the error.

Well, I am a very busy man, but perhaps a meeting with my fans would be beneficial for everyone. I have been fine tuning my opera subroutines.

Well of course its in my voice, who elses voice would it be?

(Breaking the bit for a moment, thanks! I spent a lot of time rewriting it to try and fit the way the doctor talks)

Now, I really should be going. I don’t want to miss my tee time.

A small error, brought on by my new fantasy subroutines.

Why, its 2376, of course. Just a recently we had our run in with the Equinox. Are you feeling ok? Lets get you down to sickbay for a physical.

Though I have been adding fantasy subroutines to my matrix, this PADD has been delivered to Captain Janeway.

Due to my own fantasy subroutines exposure to an alien disease of an, ahem, intimate nature, I prescribe short skirts or dresses at all times, for all crew members.

Captain please, I’m a sentient being! This is unethical! I protest! Chakotay, stop her, immedi-

What is the nature of the medical emergency?