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25 days agoAn elf is trying to deliver a very important warning, but is building up the preface to that warning so much, trying to provide a proper analogy for just how important the warning is, that he never actually gets to the point.
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An elf is trying to deliver a very important warning, but is building up the preface to that warning so much, trying to provide a proper analogy for just how important the warning is, that he never actually gets to the point.
Honestly, watching the upvotes and downvotes chase each other on this one is thrilling.
Exactly! You get it.
This was apparently from a 1999 issue of Kerrang! at a time in which Daron Malakian would have indeed been around 23.
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I work so hard to torture my metaphors with precision, and I’m honored when anyone notices. Thank you.