Dr Seuss got canceled before GTA 6, what’s next?

Mi¢ro$oft is the best at advertising Linux

I CALL BULLSHIT

SPEAK NORMALLY

The Vatican has an anime girl mascot now

Have you tried using sober?

[email protected]

However if they are going to ask I might want some proof…no can’t afford an Uber right now but maybe I could take some pictures of my walk? Or take the bus just to have a bus ticket?

Film your entire walk to court

Dark Patterns™

laughs in penguin

@[email protected] it’s been 8 hours, did you make it?

Congrats! I now have that song stuck in my head!

I present: Xitter

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I can hear the title and I don’t like it

You give them money

And they receive it

1, 2 and 7

I can’t wait for my signature to be forged by ai!

So I can have mor then one birthday

Nice

announce your support for Harris, get harassed.

Get Harrised

Edit: this is the dumbest joke you will hear all week