Grandpa! It’s me, I’m your grandson from the future! I had to use the time machine and see for myself that you really did witness this momentous moment in human history!
Grandpa! It’s me, I’m your grandson from the future! I had to use the time machine and see for myself that you really did witness this momentous moment in human history!
Oh trust me, I don’t need the extra awkwardness!
Chef: (Still holding towel after wiping 13 shrimp tail shells off his face) Back again?!
Me: (Awkwardly hovering in the doorway) Yeah sorry, I was going back and forth on this but I found a shell piece all by itself with no shrimp in it and while I have no reason to put it in my mouth I figured I needed to show conviction to impress my date so… PATOOIE
Am I eating in the restaurant kitchen or walking back there each time I bite a tail?
He’s parroting good points he hears used against him.
“You don’t have a plan”
“That’s a lie”
All mammals are the same thing, just carbon life forms
Also, thoughts and prayers to the families affected
Just know that complete self sufficiency is a pipe dream, whereas community sufficiency is much more achievable
The preview image on my phone looks like it says “when he takes his noodle off” and I was just accepting that that was a normal thing
I wonder if they also have awnings over south facing windows. It’s an old practice (in the Northern Hemisphere) to reduces summer sunlight but allow the winter sun to come through the windows
Excellent! Now plant native fruit trees, bushes, brambles, and herbs and make a multilayered food forest!
Woah woah woah, cut yourself some slack! Every 2 weeks?? Nah, once a month. 9AM? Give yourself time to wake up and think clearly! 10AM or 11AM if you’re not a morning person
By the time the trade is disclosed it’s been like a month and you may be part of the exit liquidity
“Everyone thinks they’re not qualified to restore art, just fake it til you make it!”
Do you have a source handy for that?
Up and coming? Pff. It’s a fade that will pass like the wind
There’s a difference between dead and non-living though. Dead implies it was alive previously
The third thing would be “inanimate”
Asimina triloba, aka Pawpaws. The hill-billy banana!