Well it was Missouri after all. The raccoon was likely breaded and deep fried before the eagle ate it.
I mean…North Dakota is South Dakota’s North Korea after all.
“I can see Russia from my couch!” - JD Vance
Ah, a “nabbin’ van”
I used to have an in-ground pool at my home when I lived in Oklahoma. I would float on a pool noodle and sipping beer while listening to reggae. I was in my happy place. I miss having a pool.
They’ll be fine. They mostly go to Cornhub anyway.
Does MTG know that it’s missing from her house yet?
So now we know that “vulgarity” is what he named his penis.
Howard Stern was bashing him pretty good this morning on his radio show. Good kicker but religious nutjob.
I lived in Seoul, S. Korea back in 2012 and my Samsung Galaxy S3 phone (maybe a Galaxy S2) I got over there had a built-in TV tuner that picked up several OTA Korean TV channels. It was crazy that the phones had that. I barely spoke or understood Korean so I didn’t use the feature but it was super cool that the option existed.
It’s not funny but it is a literal shit post
As someone with one leg 6mm shorter than the other and has had a history of knee/back problems: I wear indoor only crocs w’ foam insole in one croc. You don’t realize how much going barefoot or just socks in your home hurts your feet, knees, or back over time. Crocs have the perfect amount of cushion for me to no longer have constant feet and joint pain. I use Skechers slip-ins for quick outdoor things. I go back and forth between the two as needed without hassle.
Ignore the polls. Get out and vote blue like our democracy depends on it.
Did your peen spaghettify as it thrust it’s way past the event horizon of my mom’s singularity?
I was totally prepared for Chloe Fineman to do this but Scarlett was a nice surprise. Hilarious!
Well, really it’s all 3 happening simultaneously all the time.
“IMPEACHED, PROSECUTED, or BOTH!” - he sure likes to talk about his own accomplishments, doesn’t he?