I only use it for web stuff but W3Schools is usually pretty solid so I wouldn’t be mad having that as a first result.

Hmmm…I smell a massacre. Seems to be the only way to back these bastards up.

Should’ve been a shuriken!

I had to read the title three times before it clicked that it said 64 TERABYTES and not gigabytes.

Holy smokes.

This happened to me at my old apartment randomly. After giving the correct directions for month, one day Google decided “no, you have to go to this OTHER road and walk through the alley!”

But of course, there was no alley.

That being said, I put in the request with Google Maps to fix it and it was fixed in about 3 weeks. Took 2 weeks to even figure out why all my deliveries were being delivered a street over, though.

Yeah, yeah, I’m up next on the sticks.

Yeah, yeah, I’ll be your player two!

Yeah, yeah, I can play with your Dad!

Yeah, yeah, got the DDR mat!

Yeah, yeah, got cheat codes like yuh.

Copied, not stole like yuh.

Computer froze like yuh….

Even if you turned it back at this point, it still wouldn’t work.

This is pretty infuriating though; Google works just fine with any device that doesn’t run Android so why would they care that you’re running a custom ROM?

My guess is something less evil and more mundane: something about your number changed in their system and now they can’t send codes to it, which is why it’s grayed out. Maybe it was previously classified as a mobile number but now is classified as a landline.

Your only option, if you don’t have any backup codes, is to use that “Get Help” option they have that takes a few days and then either start carrying around backup codes, a Yubikey, or De-Google.

Hey, maybe all 3!

You were a good boy. RIP.

A Travel Roku is the real pro tip.

It’s terrifying that the only way to win these days is to just never have been born. Even if you don’t play, someone you interact with online is and you get taken in that way.

All to sell you ads for things you don’t need or care about.

But that’s Michelle Obama!

I can’t speak for GCP as I’ve never used it, and as much as I love to jump on the Google hate train (they really do suck in so many ways), I am an Android app developer who also has to deal with the target API upgrades and they’re usually not terrible. Most of the time, just a single line change, build, and push.

But most of my apps don’t do any sort of tracking or access the file system, so outside of the whole permissions change a few years back, these have been easy to do.

The name truncation thing here is silly, though. Very annoying.

I say all this to say that I do think Google is doing a good thing here. In this one regard. I can’t stress enough how specific I’m being with my praise here.

why is this so funny?

Probably exactly what the cat was saying!