It seems you’ve put all your effort into being condescending, and none into reading.

You opened with condescension.

That’s a pretty reductionist take, eh? Did it make you feel better to vent? It’s okay to vent. But also consider that you’re only seeing a small part of a larger whole.

And then left “larger whole” dangling without definition, presumably in an attempt to bait me somehow.

I didn’t play your game, and now you’re mad.

I am so doing this next time.

I addressed this in my very first comment.

How do you appeal to fascists without being more fascist than the alternative?

It seems you’ve put all your effort into being condescending, and none into reading.

The larger whole either voted for fascism or couldn’t be bothered to vote against it. That’s the country we live in.

Was there some other “larger whole” you were referring to?

Is it the one where all the text is too small to read?

You know what you call someone who votes for fascism? A fascist.

How do you appeal to fascists without being more fascist than the alternative?

America is comprised of stupider, shittier people than was thought.

It’s because they’re stupid and/or bigoted.

The attorney argued that the court “should never have allowed the turnover” of the Mercedes Benz, arguing that the car should be appraised and returned to Giuliani if the value does not exceed $5,500.

https://classics.autotrader.com/classic-cars-for-sale/1980-mercedes_benz-450sl-for-sale

1980 Mercedes-Benz 450SL Pricing: Low - $7,000, Average - $19,987, High - $64,500

There’s no universe where I wouldn’t register that car with plates that read “GHOUL” and drive that fucker every day.

Mike Pence: I’m so wrong that even when I accidentally suggest the right thing, it’s because I’m so wrong.

This only supports my statement.

She asked her constituents that voted for both her and Trump why they voted for Trump so that she could understand them.

This is like asking someone to explain why they believe the world is flat or that we didn’t land on the moon.

I have a problem with this:

“Undocumented immigrants also play a large role in food processing,” Krugman writes. “For example, they account for an estimated 30 to 50 per cent of workers in meat-packing.”

The predictable effect, Krugman says, would be less food production and distribution, unless employers started paying far higher wages to attract new native-born workers. That in turn would boost the cost of groceries, when current prices are already too high.

The plain and obvious subtext here is that we’re all exploiting undocumented workers already. I wish that when one of these articles talks about the “predictable effect” of deportations, that that would be mentioned out loud.

Accepting a pardon means that you admit to the crime.

The price rises even if there’s a locally made substitute, because odds are that it costs more to make locally, and the price floor is now higher, too

Red and white, with a bastardized version of the wheel of life in black.

You know what you call people who voted for fascism? Fascists.

“high-IQ small-government revolutionaries”

No, “rich people,” because nobody else can survive with no pay.

The price of popcorn is definitely going to spike.

Not unless he has no trespassing signs up. Even then, I think it’s still legal to knock on someone’s door.