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Build/test code on one screen
Write code on another screen
Attend bullshit waste of my fucking time meeting on 3rd screen
Build/test code on one screen
Write code on another screen
Attend bullshit waste of my fucking time meeting on 3rd screen
Nightmares are dreams.
Is your ding dong in its path? Being tropical and all…
Didn’t you watch Sicario?
Do you have a way to reproduce the problem so IT can see it? Have you taken screenshots (or just pictures with your phone) of the problem if it’s hard to reproduce?
Will you please stop ejaculating on the fruits, I can’t believe I have to tell you this again
That’s a no for me dawg.
He’s not here to serve his country, he’s here to exploit it.
The finglonger!
I refuse to install any work related software on my phone. Not only because I don’t want to be contacted after hours, but companies often “require” full read/write access on your device, so they can remotely wipe their data if you quit or get fired.
Fuck that.
I seriously hope you don’t work with people like this.
I sure did, which is a pretty typical assumption when people think about beings from a different planet.
Probably, but there’s also DistroSea
Blipblop: “Those creatures on that planet are perplexing. Constantly at war, decimating their natural resources, consuming everything in their paths. Like a cancer overtaking an organism. Should we contact them?”
Morklorp: “Are you fucking crazy?”
Kubernetes: I will ruin your fucking life
Just guessing, but should it be pointing at 404.txt, not /404.txt
eth0? No no, we need wlps0n1pn2d4es6vsd9c69420
Sorry, I just have to ask-
What in the fuck are you talking about?
When I used to try and ask AI for help, most of the time it would just give me fake command combinations or reference some made-up documentation
I only have 3 you jerk