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Cake day: August 9th, 2023

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  • Scientist for the first twenty years of my life:

    We are destroying the only ecosystem supporting human life, it’s going to start being really bad in a hundred years.

    Scientists for the last ten years of my life:

    Haha, we might have been a bit optimistic on that estimate, this new data looks really bad. Oops.

    Anti-doomers the whole time:

    Hey don’t be alarmist, you will just make the public apathetic and nothing will get done.

    The public:

    The fuck are these fucking idiots sitting in the god-damn road for? I gotta get to work, move it!

    Politicians:

    *doing nothing*