Please mark this as NSFL.

Seriously, who the fuck starts a conversation like this, I just sat down!!

This feels more and more like a self-fulfilling prophecy of the worse kind

Not a paywall you have to pay with money per se, but they require you to have an account and be logged in to fully see a profile, a post and its comments. Same goes for Facebook.

Quantum makes sci-fi go brrrrr

MacOS: Am I a joke to you?

No-no—he’s out of line, but he’s right…

Not a rumor, it was.

Reading all this makes me sad; and I’m relieved to have switched to Mac years ago…

Just because it had dyslexia…

Then Clippy came along…

Beaver!

You called?

If they could actually understand what they would read, they’d nearly die in shame at the sudden realization…

Yeah Jellico was hated at first, but in retrospect, he was goddamn right about a lot of things

http://www.napster.com/index.html/

Okay—not the Legacy I was hoping for, but, wow!

Wait… what episode is this?

— From the Net?

— No, from the Web.

Imagine the view from Earth!

We can do that!?!?