Unrelated to the article:

I read this title as “Fascifacts” instead of “Facists”…

I think that instead of calling it fake news, we should start calling it “Fascifacts.”

Multi-pass

Yo mama so ugly she gotta cosplay as a couch to get any.

Its even better when they don’t tell you that your password is too long, and they truncate it somewhere unknown.

Tried a randomgen 32 character password at the local sheriff’s office. Copy and pasted it directly out of my password manager into the password creation field so I know I didn’t typo it and when I tried to login it wouldn’t work. Took me a bit of troubleshooting to figure out what happened.

2nd image is from the movie “Lighthouse”, and that’s just how it looked.

Big Tampon must have something in trump to get them campaigning for personal purchasing instead of socialist-provided comforts.

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My switch is stuck in the middle position… Performing neither action.

It closes its noses.

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Check out “Brain Organoid Insectoid Robots” and feel the cosmic pressure.

Instead of “I showed my faith to the man in charge” its “I showed my feet to the man in charge”, I like my version way better.

Go full RGB, acquire “Gamer Balls”.

Need to set up a railway switch track in there. Divert unneeded loads to /dev/null/ and then hit the switch to return to the normal output track.

This is the new SQL-Injection trend. Test Every text field!

Everyone needs a piece of side action, even early homo sapien sapien.

A real laundry digger.

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I mean, we could, if we would fund space stuff better.

Not a fan of wasps at all…

However, I’ve a friend who had been absolutely MOBBED by cicada’s this year, said it was a nightmare because it was so loud.

Sent him this image and told him he just needs to cultivate hundreds of wasps and he’ll be good next time around. :D