Case in point.

It’s ok. I’ll take that pesky $1,000,000 and earn that paltry $75,000 in annual interest for doing nothing. It’s ok. I’ll allieviate you from the stress of thinking how worthless it is to you. Yes, I’ll allow that.

Careful though. If you rely on google for everything, you might meet Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

Dammit…I was going to make that joke! And collect that sweet sweet karma points!

The angry chef?

But then where will all the old people go to do acid and drink margaritas in the nude playing minigolf while their cats do bath salts??? Where will the alligators go to fuck on peoples front yards?

Have you checked…

My gaming set up:

Nintendo 64

Old ass CRT.

Nothing goes wrong:

“Man, what do I even pay these IT guys for???”

Everything goes wrong:

“Man, what do I even pay these IT guys for???”

A community only starts federating to your instance after someone on your instance subscribes to it

That sounds like a really bad way to do this.

Out of the loop on this one, as I’ve never been to NYC. Is that to say be treated with kindness and respect?

…oh, I can see by your facial reaction that’s not at all what you meant! That would suggest this Rudy fellow may not have been a very nice individual.

I’ve just been handed a letter.

Oh, this describes what kind of a mayor he was.

Oh…oh my…well that seems like the type of gentleman that can eat a buffet of dicks, before suffering a quite painful and humiliating death. Perhaps nonstop involuntarily shitting until your body runs out of natural fluids, so you start shitting blood, and eventually die of blood loss. All on a central park bench, as everyone ignores you.

No no no…you have them compete on the mid-90s gv show American Gladiators.

…look man, I just really like that show. I want to bring it back. And if I get to see trump fall 20 feet after being knocked off the ledge in Joust by a big jacked steroid monster named Ice, even better!

Is it weird that my mind went to Jim Jones? The cult leader who poisoned everyone with kool-aid?

Question is…if Trump loses in 2024, does the GOP let him run AGAIN in 2028? Because I’d be fine if he keeps running, and keeps losing. And the 2028 race would presumably be against Harris. So I’d LOVE for him to lose twice to a black woman. Just because I know HE cares so much about gender and race, and it would be the one thing that would crush his poor little ego.

Kind of like Hitler saying “We kill all non-Blonde haired blue eye’d Aryan Germans” and then the Japanese were like “May we join in?”

If Hitler had won, there would have been a Nazi/German War sometime in the 60s, after he sent all the Russians to concentration camps, and taken over all of Russia.

Granted, I’m veering off into alternate history, but you can see my point, right?

More like if their team win EVERYONE loses.

Ivan the terrible.

Putin the humiliated.

Trump the illegal.

But it has historically over the past 50 years been dominated by franchised chains. Which is to say…terrible.

Man. I was hoping it would play out like pro wrestling. Then Tom from Myspace outta nowhere with the steel chair on both their asses.

So Social is the domain, and Mastodon/Piefed are the instances in my example?

If that’s the case, why not make everything (instance).com?