My favourite part about growing flowers is when all the little pollinators show up and get their legs covered in pollen. I could watch them for hours :3
one singular braincell :3
they / he / she
My favourite part about growing flowers is when all the little pollinators show up and get their legs covered in pollen. I could watch them for hours :3
As the CEO of Linux, I’ve had long and intense discussions with Mr Musk about the future of the company if he were to buy it, and I have come to the conclusion that he is a very good and smart businessman. There is no doubt on my mind that our company will thrive under his competent leadership. The Linux Corporation™ is therefore proud to announce that we have decided to accept his gracious offer of 69 billion US dollars, payable in $100 Google Play gift cards.
I expected the original to make more sense, but they’re the same minus the cat. That’s kinda funny because most of the previous edits felt a lot more surreal compared to the originals, and this one breaks that trend. I really like that from an artistic point of view.
A while ago, I talked about Pokemon with someone and we were getting a bit nostalgic about Gen 1 games. We talked about how there were all these rumours, like using strength on that one truck near the S.S. Anne to get Mew. When I mentioned that you could actually get Mew with this one glitch where you had to avoid fighting a specific trainer until you got Fly, then walk into that trainer’s field of view and so on, they were so surprised because they had never heard of that before. I really enjoyed that conversation :3
Time being much faster yet much longer is exactly how I feel when I’m having fun. I might not notice how time passes (i.e. it’s much faster), but I can fill this time with so many positive emotions and memories that it feels like I spent days doing something because of the density of those feelings. When I’m bored, on the other hand, even an hour can feel like forever, but at the end of the day, there is nothing that I have accomplished, nothing to remember, so the entire day feels empty, as if it had never happened and the 24 hours of that day just poofed away.
“I just need to sit down, focus, skim a few chapters in this book, and take notes. It’ll take twenty minutes, maybe even less. Easy.”
stares at a blank document for ten minutes
“Let’s watch a one-hour video essay on a completely unrelated topic, maybe that’ll motivate me.” (it won’t)
That sounds lovely! Thank you for your insight, it’s already taught me something new (I didn’t know that woodchips prevent compaction, or that it was an issue in the first place). And if your garden looks this pretty in the winter, it must be absolutely stunning in the summer <3
Oh, I’m SO jealous because having a forest garden is my dream. Do you have to put in a lot of work to keep it in shape?
It might’ve been a black-light tattoo and she simply forgot to turn on her UV lamp.
How about a lovely family picnic in the cemetery, then?
Her “prayer” at the end makes that so clear, and it’s so disgusting.
It says “fake psychic. real detectives.” with a fist bump underneath. It’s a reference to a TV show called “Psych.” I couldn’t find the exact t-shirt he’s wearing, and the only “official” listing I could find is in the NBC Store (I can provide a link if you want, but t-shirt links on social media always look a bit fishy, so I won’t include one in this reply; you can also just go to the NBC Store and search for “fist bump” there).
This is pretty funny fucking
Well, well, well, if that isn’t what I’m doing at this very moment (but I usually walk up and down the hallway instead)
Wow, stunning colours!
Lavender gang :D
The description at the end felt a bit off, but I guess that’s because the result is just what I have the most overlap with.
😒 ✋ Filing my taxes
😎 👉 Reading Wikipedia articles about different tax systems and how they are enforced, including the consequences of not filing your taxes