I know that’s right. We all fuckin love Ruth!

Possibly overrepresented on a couple Frank Zappa albums…

Your sweet ass has about the same integrity as all the other bullshit I see (and sometimes even read) every motherfuckin day on this Internet we find one another on… Source verified as original by way of alcohol.

Nice fuckin job, eh…

Harriet’s 168th. birthday party with Steve Irwin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD9M_WCXn3s

Because I have a “thing” about having those little floor-crunchies on my feet. Floating flooring is nice, but every little thing lays right on top of it… So instead of constantly dusting the bottoms of my feet off on my calves, I just throw on some house shoes. Freshly cleaned floors excepted.

That’s true… And what I was (jokingly) referencing…

But, my Dad’s mother, my Granny…

She was a natural Lefty…

And musically inclined…

Her Daddy slacked the strings on the family guitar before he left for work…

She figured out how to tune that instrument…

Those in her church, later, made fun of her for playing backwards chords, because she was a lefty. .

She learned to play the other way, too… And she taught me both…

There’s so many sides and nuances to every thought in our lives…

It was a harmless joke, but it has roots in my reality…

This shit is so often much deeper than we think…

You made a fuckin hell of a statement, but it’s without context or understanding…

I was just making an off-handed joke…

There is a fucking shitload of lefties in baseball… Because it fucks with the righties when they’re batting…

Baseball?

Ni!

An old army buddy of mine once said with the purest rage: “It don’t matter which way I fuckin turn it! It ALWAYS COMES BACK TO LEFT!!” after hearing righty-tighty lefty-loosy for probably the thousandth time whilst givin er in the wrong direction once again…

He got out of the army as a heavy tank mechanic and went into concrete. I don’t even think he owns any tools at all these days… That’s been thirty damn years ago and I’m still fuckin with him about it every now and again…

That’s exactly what a fuckin boozer would say, also.

Although… I’ve been drinking since about October o’clock… so, what the fuck would I know about it, anyways.

(I say: they can stop anytime you want me to.)

Cheers!

Well… the conservatives used be “Staunch Democrats…” until the Nixon thing… I think every American knows that racism, and racists, severely flared-up when they felt like they had a kindred representative in Trump.

And has realized that she left nothing behind… Other than compliance to Her Man…

Some like it like that, eh?

I’m a top righter. Reckon I’m old.

You damn right. Well, almost… Tolerance is the lesson.

Yep. Didn’t know it was a thing. Probably won’t, either.

The war on drugs took the crack dealer off the corner, but built a pharmacy and a pain clinic where he used to hang out.

This is why I keep jigs and three walleye plugs in my first aid box: a floater, a deep diver and a suspender. Threw all that other bullshit out so I could also fit my brush rod in there, too.

Mmmhmm…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRp2g-MAMjA

Stupid cunt. Throw that piss-jug on the bonfire like a normal fuckin human being… shit…

It’s me downstairs mixup! I’m Ol Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeg!