Karyoplasma

Thanks for your concern, but I live reasonably close to a nuclear power plant, a prime target for a nuke strike. I’ll just drive up there and wait for it to drop. Fingers crossed.

I’m not against the reset that would come with WW3. Humanity sucks anyway, so not a big loss there.

It’s like quantum tunneling, theoretically possible but not applicable to macroscopic objects. No matter how often you throw a tennis ball on a wall, it will never tunnel through even tho the calculated chance is non-zero and your amount of tries is infinite.

still have a mosquito in my bedroom. little asshole hides when i turn on the light to smack it and it senses when i’m about to just fall asleep and that’s when it attacks.

fuck, i hate mosquitoes.

Just so you know: Germany’s government basically imploded yesterday. Has been a long time coming, really.

Also, if you move to any of the big cities (FFM, Hamburg, Bremen, Berlin) you won’t need to speak German.

I’d rather have an uninspiring centrist than a convicted felon and fascist tho.

But how did the great poet Mick Jagger put it? “You can’t always get what you want.”

He is “confident” which for most means simple being a giant asshole without a hint of introspection or care for others. It’s a trait people love because they wish they could bear being a giant asshole themselves but their fear of unfavorable judgement from others keeps them in check.

je ne sais quoi

Wenn hinter Robben Robben robben, robben Robben Robben nach.

FTFY

Just reformat the coke to NTFS beforehand.

There was a video on YouTube once where some dude chucked a big chunk of caesium into a bathtub. It was amazing, thing just disintegrated violently, but I cannot find that video anymore. Probably deleted because YouTube doesn’t like cool experiments.

For only 99 bucks, you’ll never have to vacuum again!

Depends on the detonation velocity and explosive force of the mine. If shockwave border is thick enough and travels at an appropriate speed, it will shove pretty much everything in front of it which leaves a vacuum.

I don’t know how AT-mines are constructed, but I assume they are on the slower side to generate more heat.

Cobra was right. As a poikilothermic critter, a sweater is utterly useless to it.

Corporate does not care about individuals. It’s about marketability and growth. You will like it, or else!

Because otherwise, all this money would be wasted on the dissolute like homeless people or children.

I have tried drugs, yes.

The world is full of surprises, my friend.

“Kill first, check later” seems to be a pretty accurate account of Israel’s modus operandi tho.

Carbon neutrality means carbon dioxide neutrality. Carbon is just an element and literally everything you see and don’t see has some of it in it.

Also, around 2% of our sun’s energy production involves the Bethe-Weizsäcker cycle which is a cyclical fusion reaction using carbon, nitrogen and oxygen. (The main source of energy production is through a proton-proton chain since our sun is too small to rely on the CNO-cycle entirely)