I don’t understand why your partner didn’t just like, go to bed. Why did you need to be there?

Zero promoted businesses in my zip code.

Nice.

That event didn’t make him a fucknugget. It just showed the entire world that he was, in fact, a fucknugget.

He has to bring his wife.

He needs her to blow into the ignition interlock.

Even the people smoking pot know he’s an idiot who doesn’t know what he’s doing.

Source - I smoke pot.