I was the A student then next year I was the F student

A bit late to the party

Me explaining to some random bystanders why I kicked this kid named Hitler in the back of the head

I lasted 4 hours trying to cum

So pretty

Oh my God those 2 are significantly worse

Yes please!

Hmmm yes. Would that mean you’re attracted to other peoples feet or attracted to your own sexual feet stuff 🤔

I found it on the wiki pages for phantom pain, what’s this about food fetishes though?

Oh yeah lol ew

I was disappointed when I realised there was no genitals 😥

Until the phantom pain comes along (it’s a real thing! Wikipedia)

Used to work at a supermarket. We would hide the poop behind the cheese section so it wouldn’t stink