If you want to reward me with chocolate buttons I’ll gladly accept
Ah. Encryption back doors, and now passport database to find criminals.
It’s almost like our politicians saw China’s social credit score and thought it was a great idea…
And brutally honest is “I don’t like red carpet” while kicking your grandma?
I skip breakfast, but make up for it with double brunch
Oh no. They might actually make it onto the flag
That’s exactly like something a boomer would say!
Let’s get him!
/s
Next you’re going to tell me having the microwave on slows my WiFi down!
No need to kink shame
Ffs Now I’ve got this song in my head
Flat It sprays the mud of the doggo nicely
Which they know about anyway.
Oh you visited x shop. Did you visit x shop? Here’s 25p
Why you calling me out like that
Correct, I don’t think there is any argument that would over rule this
Now that is a danger wank
I bet he will be getting all the sex abuse he can handle where he’s going