The noise. The eyes.

Once you have mobity issues, movement typically goes down while caloric intake stays the same.

One of these paragraphs is not like the others

The density increases to a local maxima as a function of time and attractive forces. There are claims of a global maxima, but these are often refuted by others claiming to have found a new global maxima.

The inverse of the function results in a decrease in density to a local minima as a function of time and repulsive forces.

Fred Flintstone begs to differ

Ah, Ted, we lost you too soon.

I feel like I’ve seen this meme before, it’s very derivative

Colonialism

pi=c/d

it’s a fraction, just not with integers, so it’s not rational, so it’s not a fraction.

This one made me laugh, thank you

I prefer moon rocks, they’re a little meatier

Then Timmy fucking died

Maybe too reddit-ish?

I’m a chemical engineer who landed in environmental remediation. I’m trying to get into design engineering, but it’s been slow.

As an engineer I don’t get to use any of it very often. I’m always excited when I get to do any actual engineering instead of project management.

Armok is pleased when it chaffes and draws blood.

One of my colleagues has something along the lines of superior autobiographical recall. He remembers in great detail major and minor events from childhood to today. It’s difficult for him to forget.

I myself have forgotten long stretches of my life, and even looking at pictures of myself from those times it feels unfamiliar.

There are some things that I wish I could remember better, but overall I prefer my forgetful brain to his never forget brain.

The only laws I respect are gravity and conservation of momentum, and even those are debatable

🤚

I want detachable boobs.

Slowly returning to feudal share cropping

Doubtful this would get jail time anyways