Boeing™ is committed to innovative solutions to problems like opening a cabin door mid flight

I have a friend who can smell cockroaches no joke. We always take her restaurant suggestions very seriously.

And underwear, airplanes, driveways…

Just like his income and assests, when filling out bank loan applications they are huge. When paying taxes they don’t exist!

I’m doing my part!

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The Portuguese word for turkey 🦃 is Peru

Saving up paper route money and begging my dad to drive me to CompUSA so I could buy blank CDs.

Look no further than your siblings. Nobody is closer to you in both genetics nor background, yet the differences in perspective and values can be huge. In my family incidents from 20+ years ago are hotly contested even though we were all there nobody can agree on who took what part or what the motives and consequences were.

Man, nobody takes American Express…