Hextic

Gimme dat Great Value car

Time travel way way back to when the first fish crawled on land.

And step on it.

You’re welcome.

So that’s where all the damn Pi4s went.

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.

Do cops even enforce shit? By the time you have to call em it’s too damn late. Not to mention so many stories of cops not doing shit when needed. Go ahead and report something stolen and see how useful they are. Ask the parents of that one Texas elementary school how useful their cops were and if they still have little Timmy around.

Honestly cops can replaced with self driving cars that roll around with dummies inside that pretend to be enforcing shit but do nothing but burn gas. Most people are civil if they think they might get arrested/pulled over. A criminal is gonna criminal. A cop has never saved anyone in realtime unless some dumbass decided to start shit right in front of one and well we can 2nd amendment for the rest.

Yes but actually no. Sometimes you like a person and wanna talk with em… But then they have this issue of running into tangents that just don’t stop and you already did the whole “Yep. Well it was nice talking to ya” an hour ago.

A Musk (or Trump) Never pays his debts.

It’s ok. Hail Sithis, brother

Back in those days you could solo make it on your lunch break a prototype and go “hey! Game! Make money!” And that was it you’d be giving a 8ball and a weekend to finish it and that was that.

Old Spice F-35 is my favorite scent.

Ladies love the smell of jet exhaust in the morning.

Her: who the hell is Steve Jobs?

I always felt I was the NPC.

I ain’t no squealer.

When are they aren’t mad? LOL they can die mad for all I care.

The whole GNU thing has always came off as butthurt from RMS since Linux got all the glory while he and his team of contributors shit the bed on the Hurd kernel.

Let’s not forget that X.org + all the desktop environments which are very important parts of a functioning OS are not GNU projects either. At what point do we need to say GNU+X11+KDE+Linux?

All I know is if you say that machine over there runs Linux, I know what you’re talking about.

This just tells me editors need to unionize and go on strike too.

Then what? 😂

Flatland was exactly what I was thinking of.

Or a 2 dimensional Mimic.

AI will start accidentally creating new slang which the young generation will start incorporating ironically until it sticks to the point us old heads will start saying it unironically (like how my 40 year old ass been saying ‘yeet’ lately) and then boom, it’s part of the normal language.

It’s “mystery” “meat”.

Also “organic”