We’ll just have to fight to the death over it. Either way, both of us will end up regretting a few things
We’ll just have to fight to the death over it. Either way, both of us will end up regretting a few things
Oh absolutely not. I would scarf down that entire chicken mess and spend the next two days regretting all my life choices
Yeah it kind of looks like a bundt cake made out of boneless chicken wings
Congratulations this is the best (worst) one yet
I know you’re just using the same title as the Reddit post, but “Muslim-American” is probably the silliest hyphenism I’ve ever seen
“Dongles per snongle” sounds like a British person measuring the gender ratio at their local pub
Cock-and-ball sink
I’m gonna need to know more about Xanax the Sorcerer, lmao
Creation:
You pull wisps of shadow material from the Shadowfell to create a nonliving object of vegetable matter within range: soft goods, rope, wood, or something similar. You can also use this spell to create mineral objects such as stone, crystal, or metal.
The object created must be no larger than a 5-foot cube, and the object must be of a form and material that you have seen before.
“How far away is the BBEG’s fortress?”
“His lair is still many leagues in the distance. You can just barely see it on the horizon, nestled in the-”
“I spawn a really big boulder on top of it. Like, a reeeally big boulder.”
“…”
Yeah, RIP that dude but I’m built different
Make sure to thoroughly check your child’s candy this Halloween. There are a lot of sickos out there putting pure, uncut heroin in their candy and just pretending it’s laced with fentanyl.
heck
Depression jokes are OUT.
Hyperbolic overconfidence jokes are IN.
Sadness CANNOT overtake you anymore. You are simply TOO POWERFUL and TOO SEXY.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure
I think it’s foamy milk for a latte
The tear ducts point themselves toward the harmful content for more effective weeping
Yeah, I really don’t understand taking amphetamines for recreational use. It’d be like putting on my work pants to go to a party.
Sounds like she saved you a lot of trouble, lol