GarfieldYaoi [he/him]

The second you are done with education: it is your moral duty to adopt the C student mindset at your job.

This capitalist is alright.

When you realize that the NPC poors value silly, trivial things like “food” and “housing” and not your record high stonks.

Death to Amerikkka.

Aliens are going to laugh that humans are the first species to go extinct by what was essentially mass suicide.

“WhY aRe WoRkErS qUiEt QuItTiNg!”

Because capitalism punishes success, that’s why. Many people have learned that work isn’t school. There’s no A+s for a job well done, it’s “can you come in today?” on a weekend.

I’m still a babby programmer and I still haven’t graduated from “hello world” tier for most things, but I pretty got permission from this web development professor I was taking a class under that it’s almost normal to copy/paste code, even in the industry. So I feel less ashamed in doing so.

Which is good because I have made up my mind to finish my long abandoned CS degree, and eventually get a master’s in biotech specifically if I don’t find any other subgroup of coding I particularly like. Even if I don’t like my working life, I want to solve problems, dammit.

Normies actually believe what he says.

Look at 4chan, there’s no shortage of idiots who want to believe that porky is our lord and savior and they’re actually the good guys when they go around ruining other people’s lives “for teh lulz”.

What are the first ten word of the first amendment you hold so dearly when a minority asks you politely to be nice?

WHAT ARE THE FIRST TEN WORDS, MOTHERFUCKER!?

WHAT!?!?! But my favorite internet celebrities all said beef is a superfood!

Oh, don’t be silly. Poor people don’t exist. Everyone is a multimillionaire that can afford to pay 5000 for a studio. Just have mummy and daddy cover your rent if you’re really that much of an underachiever.

: “Stupid millennials, have you ever considered just having more stuff like us boomers?”

But then there’s the downside: you have to live in the midwest.

“Just a little free speech, let people be more free to express themselves and the innate biases of the masses. What could possibly go wrong?”

: “It’s not corruption if you legalize it!”

They’ll probably take it as a compliment, but some people are total lumpens that yearn for the mines.

I do not understand how is completely ok with this, does he not know that when this happens…WE have to pay more of porky’s taxes for him? This isn’t just a tax revolt, it’s literally footing the bill to us.

Help, I’m stuck in a boring-ass red state so even some IPAs would be an IMPROVEMENT. Nothing but “Natural Light” here now that Bud Light got cancelled.

“You will own nothing and be happy” Once again, WASPs are doing everything they accuse us Jews of doing. These pigs get to live spoiled lives by speculating off of honest labor, and THIS is their way of saying “thank you”?

Fuck off, oinker.

YES! Oh my God it is a tragedy that vacations are proudly seen as a thing of the past here.

Imagine living in, say, California and taking a week off just to go surfing or explore some of the national parks or smaller towns. Hell, imagine a country that doesn’t try to gatekeep its youth from walkable cities that make it possible to make and have friends to share those vacations with. I’m sorry but, the people in charge are complete misanthropes that want to force their miserable loneliness on others.

I’ve said it before and I will say it again, the US is the anti-fun country and it’s the fault of the puritan WASPs who have no taste in anything.