We all came from fish, why can’t whales return to fish?

I bet not, you only think about yourself

The look of no regrets

“I don’t get paid enough for this”

Because the one on the right is funnier

Counterargument: a centaur is a human torso on a horse’s neck, so it’s the right one

Yes and that’s jambo in the pic

Live your life but please don’t do that in public for my kids to see

This is funny but also kinda spot on? Once you have real “fuck you” money, the only important thing is the actual number, not the money associated with it

Dionysus certainly is a menace

Surprise MRI

Back fell off

Inside Out but all my emotions are these Muppets

No sugar

Yet people keep buying from them

Harry Potter is fine, it’s the creator who’s a bad person

Oh I have a +7 to using rope! I use my boots of flying to go alongside the bridge and fix it!

Fun fact, wild almonds have lethal amounts of cyanide, it’s only through selective breeding that we can eat them

At least 10 witches for that

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