No vaccinations. No free school lunches. No gun control. No environmental protections.

The ‘pro-life’ party indeed.

To be fair, there’s always shit happening in the Middle East and rich business owners fucking over labor.

I knew a kid back in the 90s who loved Rush Limbaugh and wore bow ties to school. Not sure what happened to him, but I hope he got help.

You can’t start jailing rich people or the peasants will start to get ideas!

I’d say it depends on what you want from a job. I’ve mostly been able to do nothing 90% of the time and still make good money. That 10% earns my share because it’s often brutally stressful. But I can hide amongst the bureaucracy.

Republicans do not care about anyone but themselves.

The blood should be rich.

and no one can report who/what you voted.

Unless the fascists win, because we know they’ll go after their enemies big and small.

No one. Which is always the answer.

Climate change? Never heard of it.

I’ve met a lot of geriatric people with tons of energy and young people who make sloths look hyperactive. It depends highly on the person.

We report what we want you to decide

Fair and Unbalanced

And absolutely nothing will happen

Probably icing up

You would struggle to find a body double, let alone one that could act.

Orders start shipping September 30th!

Reality has a well known bias for truth

And Phil Collins cameo’d as a police inspector

That would be antisemitic! /s