Birds aren’t the descendents of dinosaurs, they ARE dinosaurs. So yes, chickens do harch from dinosaur eggs
An infinite set doesn’t necessarily contain every number. And the Grand Hilbert Hotel is known for having a strict policy against Tartarus convict’s
I think someone’s running a cryptominer on my brain
Time to die with highly visible boots
What’s the name of that African king who was the richest man in all of history? I don’t remember anything about him but his salary
Fuck hopeless stories. All my homies believe in the indomitable human spirit
Originally? Yes, it’s non-breaded. People (including Germans) seem to think that a Schnitzel has to be breaded.
This is probably because of Wiener Schnitzel but traditionally there are a lot of unbreaded Schnitzel
Dude, there’s no way he will even be able to eat all those 3000 sets before turning 99
Reminds me of the City University of New York
I bought a foldable bathtub some time ago and it is SO MUCH better than what I was used to
You have to kinda sit in it but it means that you can submerge your whole body without your legs constantly floating up. It fits in my shower and can be stored away when I don’t use it
I hate that
I end up burning my hand and my hamster is still fucking wet
Was this before or after he shot the courier in the head?
How to actually read this:
Hail the size of energy. (Meaning ‘Glory to the size of energy’)
Drink can pelts Texas while possible tornado injuries US Border Patrol agent.
“What the hell, Jenson?!? This is our firms biggest case in 20 years and you show up two hours late?!?”
“Oh, haven’t you heard?”
Sir, if you keep licking the pointing sticks on our laptops we will have to ask you to leave the store
Is the green stuff guacamole? It looks VERY green
Waiting for coach to put him in