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No, no, you must kiss every plant before eating it.

vegan btw

How many people do they get to deport to slave camps while we are still trying to persuade them?

0. Change your heart or die

… in my ass?

Mine is “Spend the night in my ass”

Yes, I do it only if I’m taking the first exit.

I would think the people buying these expensive cars wouldn’t want to crash them. I guess they do though.

I always signal out of roundabouts, but never on. Legally I’m supposed to signal in but that makes no sense to me because of course I’m going to be entering the roundabout, there is never another option.

as i turn the steering wheel

You should be signalling before you actually turn.

violence is never the solution, but it works in a pinch for sure : )

Of course the solution to peace is not having war, but if someone attacks you, don’t just stand there and do nothing.

where the hell is Mario?

Why not you?

Did you put some BBS-style ansi art in there?

“sometimes you have to take medicine to fix something”

Exactly, medicine exists to fix something. What Trump is doing is substance abuse.

I would go so far as to say that if you’re not noticing at least a single example of dangerous driving nearly every time you leave the house

Dangerous driving, not slam the brakes every time lol

I don’t like to buy anything I’ve seen advertised. I just don’t trust it

I’ll keep using linux on my main pcs and I’ll still keep using windows 10 on my secondary laptop

Also those scary moments are fun. Maybe that’s just a me thing though.

Every time I drive on a highway I encounter at least one potential life-ending moment, where if I hit the breaks one second too late I’ll die

What highway is this?

Meanwhile my (college btw) teacher suggests us to use ChatGPT if we need help. Bro wants to replace himself.

she’s young, petite and gorgeous

That’s a weird thing to say