What a weird measure of time for a show. It’s not a song. Why not use something more suitable, like views?

Edit: it’s 50 million hours. If each episode is about an hour long, then that’s about 50 million views. If there are 10 episodes per season, then that’s 5 million viewers per season.

This is not uplifting. This is less alarming.

What or who is a “reviewer 2”?

Eh. If I start my X Laundromat business, Microsoft won’t come after me.

Microsoft doesn’t have trillions. Where did you get that from?

Please don’t use that overused “looking at you, X” phrase.