How did you get into my private elevator? SECURITY!

We are all above him.

Do you have functioning eyes?

Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.

The Terror is marvelous. If you’re thinking of buying Paul Tremblay’s short story collection, don’t. It’s dire from start to finish, full of half-thought stories and stories that seem to have no point.

Snoop Dogg said he got 45k for a billion streams.

1. the balls are attached to the people, so you can’t really miss them if they’re naked whilst changing or in a shower. 2) I don’t have my own personal changing room, so other men will be there. 3) what?

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

No. I use changing rooms regularly and see the balls of various men. Some younger than me have saggy balls and some older have tight balls. I don’t think ball sagging can be linked to age so rigidly sufficient that you could guess the age with any accuracy.

There are about 20 supervolcanoes on earth which each have the capacity to kill billions should they erupt.

This is Yggdrasilly.

Yeah, but I think that’s the wrong way to approach it. I don’t think I’ve ever downloaded a game where the ad had someone playing like a moron. Maybe that’s just me.

Depends how you define close.

What if this was just a high scoring post from yesterday you’ve slightly reworded?

Is this a US thing? Do you not get paid for your lunch hour? That’s wild.

Burned

I’m 42 and my uni debt was about 15k GBP, down to a couple of grand now as I’ve just been paying interest until the last 5 years when I landed a good job and started clearing it. Out of interest, what was the amount you owed in your country when you finished, and what do you owe now at your current age?

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Absolute piss. My 8 year old bought some and I tried it. It’s like they tried to make it taste awful.

Made me think of The Melvins album ‘Prick’. The final track has the intro ‘And now, for your listening pleasure, a few moments of pure digital silence.’