oh man. maximum gravity submission is the shit.
The End is Nigh(tly updated, don’t worry)
oh man. maximum gravity submission is the shit.
something something Ai powered something
I just ate a double cheeseburger for the glory of the empire!
could be a spider nest/eggsack. I had to take my whole grill apart and found one right at the end of a burner tube
I went to a midnight showing in LA and Harrison Ford was there with his kid. Just to re-enforce that Harrison Ford is cooler than your family.
You got time to duck?
Get in loser, we’re bringing cardboard to the mall
Gen X is getting AARP literature in the mail. I know some people who’s kids have graduated college.
He’s “fully functional” is what he is.
Unmuted Porn from a crackly laptop speaker
This weird old elf/woman forces herself onboard and starts destroying everything. Then she does it again but this time she sees a hologram of herself and is like, “oh, sorry. guess I’ll go home now. bye.”
I mean, you put a bib on him. He’s a hungy lil baby
so, can they do upgrades yet? Like, super strength or crazy bad breath?
it looks like a forbidden lovers rendezvous…
you know we shouldn’t do this…but I love you…but, we can’t!
puts phaser in jello mold
It’s called a Wifi Enabled Cat Warmer.
lady gaga is old
they spelled “Hello World!” wrong