My mom has a picture of me when I was a baby taking a bath. My grandma made her censor my genitals with masking tape. I miss my grandma.
Mine likes to chew my toes, fingers, and sometimes he finds other loose skin, like my elbows, and chomps down hard. But he is scared of other people and won’t bite or scratch them.
My father loves hallmark movies, and Christmas music. You can’t torture him with that. I can’t handle it, drives me up the wall.
Why do I need to know what Timmy is up to, and how much he is reading?
I just had my battery replaced, so it works like new.
No, I don’t want to overcharge it.
I hate when people use prolly. It feels like I am losing brain cells.
I have been prescribed steroids since I was a kid. That is the benefit of having asthma.
A normal ass-cat? What does that look like?
Why are you going to hell? It isn’t like you visited Little Saint James with Mr Hawking.
I have trouble with the selecting the squares on the grid, for images that say select only crosswalks, bikes, etc. I hate that captcha. Is there a decent extension for firefox?
I guess you are right, my bad. Still the commercial for it is hilarious.