This is, at best, half baked, and it’s left me raw.

Enshittification continues its boring dystopian sprawl…

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT WEATHER BEHIND THE CURTAIN!!!

I’m pretty sure this is the same thing as crossing the streams; charge reversal of the proton and the ensuing complete destruction of the universe. Your car’s electrical system should be fine, though it might be the only thing left in all of existence.