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Do food next and don’t skimp on the poo talk
Do food next and don’t skimp on the poo talk
Get a room you two
Probably one of those “mans job” or “lone wolf” things. Either way cro_magnon_gilf 100% has Cheeto dust fingers.
THE Pheobe and Godog!?!? The ones that flipped doggy heaven on its head as soon as they got there with their adrenaline and thrill seeking feats of bravery!?!? They jumped 38 dog houses on a dog bone shaped rocket wagon! They hold the record for lifting the biggest stick AND they found THE coolest rock at the bottom of Lake Doge. Trampoline, Trapeze, High Dive, AND Giant cannon shows. On top of being friends to every orphan they still have time to hold the Tag Team tug of war championship collars. You are the human to Legends!
Thailand walkin down the road be like
::squints::
“Yo! Is that same-sex marriage!?.. It is!!!”
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If you have lower back pain, mainly where the back and glutes meet, do weighted hip thrusts. My back just doesn’t care about the things that used to hurt it anymore.
Yes. Because this one happens in regular intervals like a volcano or geyser.
I REALLY hate genies…
Brains really are so weird
Gotta pertec those rancher corporations until the lab meat companies are able to bribe him with more free speech
Jesus’ only role in old testament evangelical christianity is iconography
“You didn’t ask me to stop the trolley and it was no big deal, so you don’t have to say thank y…”
“SAY YOU’RE WELCOME!!! The ritual isn’t complete until you say your part of the incantation.”
Naw that wasn’t me! That’s not who I am! It was my ::insert medication::!
And have I ever REALLY tested myself?
You are really invested in this now aren’t you?